The new commandments 104
These were composed by a twelve-year-old satirist :
1. Thou shalt not commit global warming
2. Thou shalt only eat organic food
3. Always claim that anything thou dost is for the poor
4. Remember that only whites are racist
5. Depend on the government to make thy decisions
6. Remember that anyone richer than thou is just being greedy
7. Feel good about thyself and thou needest not think well of anyone else
8. Recycle
9. Thou shalt not use more toilet paper than is strictly necessary
10. Ride the bus
11. Thou shalt not smoke
12. Thou shalt not fatten
13. Judge not that ye be not criticized
14. Remember that a cold house is a good house, but use not air-conditioning
15. See no war, hear no war, speak no war
16. Remember that marriage is a union between two or more living things
