RedState reports this, and ludicrous as it is, it seems to be true:

Alvin Greene, the current Democrat candidate for Senator in South Carolina … recently announced in an interview with The Guardian his plan to bring jobs to …  South Carolina. His candidacy itself is schadenfreude-licious, but he somehow managed to make it even more so, with his grand job creation idea, as follows:

Said Greene: “Another thing we can do for jobs is make toys of me, especially for the holidays. Little dolls. Me. Like maybe little action dolls. Me in an army uniform, air force uniform, and me in my suit. They can make toys of me and my vehicle, especially for the holidays and Christmas for the kids. That’s something that would create jobs. So you see I think out of the box like that. It’s not something a typical person would bring up. That’s something that could happen, that makes sense. It’s not a joke.”

Apparently Alvin Greene is facing felony charges, so perhaps by “thinking out of the box” he means thinking outside of prison.

We’ve always known that narcissism is the main unclean energy source of Democrats, but it’s nice to come across so candid an admission of it.

Alvin Greene, Democratic candidate for the Senate